puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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My mom called me at 8 in the morning to wish me a happy birthday.

8 IN THE MORNING. I was still sleeping. I like sleep. But it was still sweet.

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daily-animals:

You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing

What is this breed they are so freaking cute

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lettiebobettie:

It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….

grrrlfoxxx:

flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

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churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

I need to become fluent in Californian so I’m not lost when I get there.

IF I START MY PERIOD ON MY BIRTHDAY I WILL SHOOT LASERS OUT OF MY EFFING EYES I SWEAR

differentrealms:

This is very important to me

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Dirpity dirp.

So it’s started.

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they start nex week