I'm an aspiring dipshit who switches through fandoms like they're socks.

rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

1 day ago

the percy jackson and the Olympian books should come with a warning, sorry you’re going to be addicted to greek mythology for a while now. whoop whoop

2 days ago

Janice says fuck you to house projects.

If you have ever shared a bed with a small child you will know the pain of being constantly punched or kicked.

3 days ago

malformalady:

A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the recently cooled crust of a flow. The silica contained within, reflects the early morning sunlight, giving its surface a glassy sheen.
Photo and caption credit: Bruce Omori

26,177 notes - 10 May, 2013

24,381 notes - 10 May, 2013

The hospital got a couple babies mixed up….

Headed to West Virginia for the weekend. I missed the smell of farms. But I already miss my house.

2 weeks ago

tessanetting:

“Sigh” I just adore this book.

“You’re instagramming this, aren’t you?”

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

3 weeks ago